Modern Witches Mugs

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"I'm hexting."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

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"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

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'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'