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"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

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'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'She's still a novice yet.'

Beware of the Cat.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

A voodoo doctor.

"Just browsing."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Witch dice.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "