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"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

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Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'She's still a novice yet.'

Beware of the Cat.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

A voodoo doctor.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Just browsing."

Witch dice.

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'