Modern Twist Lover Pillows

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

The modern version.

Hansel and Gretal.

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

twist building

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"I'm just doing this until I can break into accounting."

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

'Goliath! Spent force - Lifetime of drug fuelled addiction. His headline grabbing misdemeanours have sapped his energies.'

The Sky is falling...Now and Then.

"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."