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Happy Birthday

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Unmanned drones.

'We should talk more.'

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"Don't forget to come back."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

After hours TV.

"You're grinding your teeth again."

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"Yes, dear. I see you."

"I love you." "I love you less."

"I've been to all his weddings."

'Don't touch it. That's my wife talking to me.'

"Refresh my memory, Nelson. When was the last time you were all smiles?"

'Where do I go to forget about men?'

"Doc, I'm secretly worried if you improve my girlfriend's vision prescription she'll dump me when she gets her new glasses!"

"It says here in this magazine you’re an idiot."

'Behind every successful man there's a woman, telling him he isn't successful enough.'

"Don't play innocent with me lucky. . . I saw you sniffing around that hussy Irish setter!"

"Get woke,woman! A lazy slob is what I identify as!"

'Now comes the hard part. . . who gets which facebook friends. . .'

Speed Dating and Speed Dumping