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"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Unmanned drones.

'We should talk more.'

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"Don't forget to come back."

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

After hours TV.

"You're grinding your teeth again."

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

"I've been to all his weddings."

'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'

"Yes, dear. I see you."

"I love you." "I love you less."

'Don't touch it. That's my wife talking to me.'

"Doc, I'm secretly worried if you improve my girlfriend's vision prescription she'll dump me when she gets her new glasses!"

'Behind every successful man there's a woman, telling him he isn't successful enough.'

"Get woke,woman! A lazy slob is what I identify as!"

'Where do I go to forget about men?'

"Don't play innocent with me lucky. . . I saw you sniffing around that hussy Irish setter!"

"It says here in this magazine you’re an idiot."

"Refresh my memory, Nelson. When was the last time you were all smiles?"

'Now comes the hard part. . . who gets which facebook friends. . .'

'I refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me!'