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'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Fishing with God

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Emma's Unicorn

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Inkwell Genie.

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

Moon

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Trepanning for gold"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

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Golden Eggs.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'Well I think it's worth a try!'