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Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Fishing with God

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Emma's Unicorn

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Inkwell Genie.

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

Moon

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Golden Eggs.

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Trepanning for gold"

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'