Modern Man In An Ancient World T-Shirts

"I find it so difficult to think of myself as a hunter gatherer."

Mozart on a computer,

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Who can we call?"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

Closed for Renovation

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

'Does it come on Disc?'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

The dead sea scrolls

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"In ancient Egypt we were worshipped as gods."

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Hadrian's Fence

'If I expand your products into Europe I want a defined pension plan.'

Egyptian Developers: 'We modified the design slightly to save on material costs. Shouldn't be a problem, rumour is a pharaoh can only count to 3.'

The Nosy Cleaner

"You're sure you're not Hammurabi?"

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

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