Modern Man In An Ancient World Gifts

"I find it so difficult to think of myself as a hunter gatherer."

Mozart on a computer,

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"Who can we call?"

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Closed for Renovation

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

'Does it come on Disc?'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

The dead sea scrolls

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Hadrian's Fence

The Egyptian alcoholic is still in de Nile.

Egyptian Developers: 'We modified the design slightly to save on material costs. Shouldn't be a problem, rumour is a pharaoh can only count to 3.'

Mappa Brittanica

Janus.

'If I expand your products into Europe I want a defined pension plan.'

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

The Nosy Cleaner