Modern Mail Maven Pillows

Woman receives email in the post.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Direct Marketing...

Trade Show Sherpas

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Let us pray...'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding