Modern Mail Maven Pillows

Woman receives email in the post.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Direct Marketing...

Trade Show Sherpas

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Let us pray...'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."