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"And he's caring and honest and gentle..." "I'd do her."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

"It's a legal document authorizing you to carry out a Do Not Resuscitate order on my behalf, although heaven knows, you have a hard enough time cancelling a magazine subscription."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Blues for now.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

Tunnel of what passes for love these days. Tickets.

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

'So, did your marriage counseling work?', 'It sure did! -- She ran off with the marriage counselor!'

'Her being multi-lingual has it's drawbacks I'm afraid-she nags me in SIX languages!'

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"Now who's being judgy?"

Evolution of love

"I don't see what you see in him."

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."