Modern Legacy Thinker Pillows

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."