Modern Legacy Thinker T-Shirts

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."