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"So are we just not allowed to gag about certain things at all up here, Al?"

'That bank job in Des Moines, I suppose- what would you most like to be remembered for?'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

Clement Attlee

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow