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"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

The Anti-Agent

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Support the Ex-Troops

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

America, are we learning anything?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Away with the warmonger!"

National Everything Awareness Day

The interested bystanders.

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Skeptic Tank.

Our Two Parties, Explained

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Archival Warfare