'David, I want you tested for steroids.'
Modern Issues Debater Gifts
Looking for a gift for the modern issues debater? Our collection features clever, humorous, and insightful products that celebrate their passion for tackling contemporary topics with wit. Whether they’re into social commentary, political debates, or cultural discussions, our items are designed to resonate with their sharp mind and quick thinking. Impress them with a gift that speaks to their love of debate and their keen eye on current issues, all wrapped up in playful and stylish designs.
"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"
"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."
Difference of Opinion
No Immediate Danger
"Will follow you on social media for food."
'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'
'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'
"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."
Davos
"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."
'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'
Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.
Tucker Ratings Gold
UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq
Kim Jong-un
'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'
During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.
"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"
TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Bill O'Reilly'
Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"? (Published originally on October 12, 2015.)
21st Century Leadership
Sanctions to the rescue
Russiagate Explained
Michelangelo's David wearing a face mask
Tucker Carlson
"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."
Palin and her curing church.
"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."
Oil Profits
The Death of Capitalism
Career Suicide Hotline
'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'
"Alexa. . . why do I have this feeling that I'm under almost constant surveillance?"
"There's a woman on tinder called Melania Trump."
Modern Issues Debater Gifts Collection
Modern Issues Debater Mugs
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Modern Issues Debater Pillows
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Modern Issues Debater Prints
Check out our prints collection for artwork that captures the spirit of contemporary debates and social commentary.
Modern Issues Debater T-Shirts
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