Modern Humor T-Shirts

"Gold....Frankincense....and cash to cover holiday tipping."

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

"My mom follows me in Insta, Facebook and Snapchat. It's only a matter of time before she finds a way onto my work Slack."

Call Blocker Has Always Been the Tekemarketer's Enemy.

"That's it ... now, can you give me a package number so I can track my order?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Lemonade App: $1"

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

'The Streetwise Men.'

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Hits Needed, please click.

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market

"I have only my selfie to blame."

"She comes with breast implants,a kiss and tell diary and a reality T.V deal."

Surveillance Camera Phones on the Premises.

"It's our third date, can we look at each other now?"

"I thought you turned location services off."

iDad.

This could be worse than the GFC...an emotional Santa logs on and de-friends Rudolph.'