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"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

Mugger texts: 'Gve me yr fone now.'

"I have only my selfie to blame."

Inconvenience store.

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

'Am I on the train?'

'If you have any problems with the nose job, take two selfies and send them in the morning.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"Lemonade App: $1"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'The Streetwise Men.'

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"Bloody Cyclops!"

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'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

Statue Selfie

"She comes with breast implants,a kiss and tell diary and a reality T.V deal."

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market

Surveillance Camera Phones on the Premises.

"It's our third date, can we look at each other now?"

"I thought you turned location services off."

This could be worse than the GFC...an emotional Santa logs on and de-friends Rudolph.'