Modern Hansel And Gretel Fan Prints

'Hansel and Gretel did not have GPS on their mobiles, so they had to leave breadcrumbs to find their way back home.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Fairy tale

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Warhol Exhibit

'Hey, I used that model once!'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Drunk Vampire

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

"No internet connection"

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Baroque Bach Mountain

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Vampire practical jokes.