Modern Hansel And Gretel Fan Mugs

'Hansel and Gretel did not have GPS on their mobiles, so they had to leave breadcrumbs to find their way back home.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Fairy tale

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Drunk Vampire

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

The iPad Players

Warhol Exhibit

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Baroque Bach Mountain

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"No internet connection"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'