Modern Hamlet T-Shirts

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

7 More Dwarfs

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Le Corbusier

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

Computer Jobs

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

Edouard Manet

Surfing on your phone

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

Doctor says to Magritte character with apple in face: 'I'm afraid you've got worms.'

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

Drones Unlimited

"Yeah! The new building is amazing! And guess what! I've got a corner office!"

"Could you read the part where Stephen envisions life outside Dublin again?"

Art Museum field trip.

"What does it mean? I'm just the guard here...the colors move from cold to warm tones, signaling a gradual release from the stress of the diagonal."

Six Characters in search of an outlet.

"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"

"Boomerlennial."

"Why yes, architecture-wise we new harmonists believe unashamedly in a resythisis of form and function!"