Modern Hamlet Gifts

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

7 More Dwarfs

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Le Corbusier

Computer Jobs

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Edouard Manet

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'

Drones Unlimited

Doctor says to Magritte character with apple in face: 'I'm afraid you've got worms.'

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

Surfing on your phone

Hamlet today.

And furthermore, Al

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

"Yeah! The new building is amazing! And guess what! I've got a corner office!"

"Could you read the part where Stephen envisions life outside Dublin again?"

Art Museum field trip.

"What does it mean? I'm just the guard here...the colors move from cold to warm tones, signaling a gradual release from the stress of the diagonal."

Old Lady Playing Video Game Knitting

Six Characters in search of an outlet.

"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"

"Boomerlennial."