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Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The First Fire Stick

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Warhol Exhibit

The iPad Players

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'Hey, I used that model once!'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

Do not ask if you are truly hitting yourself. Rather, ask why are you hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself. Guru Brothers.

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

Bau Wau Haus

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

Gramophone/Ghetto Blaster.

'I'm not sure that a more ethnically aware Pope is the right way to go.'

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"