Modern Festive Aesthete Pillows

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Stuffing the turkey.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Gesundheit!"

Christmas tree exchange

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

Safe Christmas.

"Trick or treat?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Masky Christmas!

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

"I'm worried about burnout."

Last of the Christmas presents.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Hit Me

Making Christmas Decorations