Modern Festive Aesthete Mugs

"It doesn't look like much now, but just wait until Photoshop."

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Gesundheit!"

Stuffing the turkey.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

Christmas tree exchange

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Safe Christmas.

"Trick or treat?"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"I'm worried about burnout."

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

Hit Me

Making Christmas Decorations

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Last of the Christmas presents.

Masky Christmas!

Decorating the Christmas Tree