Modern Fairy Tales Pillows

"I've just been alerted that someone's broken into our house."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

A Fairytale Update

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Puss in cement boots"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'