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Little Red Riding Hoodie

Neptune

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

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Freia and her golden apples

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Hansel comes with Gretel. No substitutes."

Mermaids

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Peter

Social media in fairy tales

'Once upon a time'...'I've hear it.'

'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'

"And now it's gluten free!"

'Luckily, we're leaving carbon footprints, so we'll always be able to find our way back home.'

'Back off wolf dude! I'm on my way to Grandma's for a focus group on her new porridge recipes!'

'...So they bought a second TV set and lived happily ever after!'

Brunhilda

'...and so, after rehab, Snow White married the prince, and lived one day at a time ever after.'

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

"I've just been alerted that someone's broken into our house."

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

Peter and the Wolf, 1995.

'Rapunzel...forget the hair!'

'I'll try the tooth fairy, but first let's see if I get any bids online.'

Fairy with tablet

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."

"I hear developers are tearing it down and building a multi-storey toblerone."

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