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'Rapunzel...forget the hair!'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'I'll try the tooth fairy, but first let's see if I get any bids online.'

'Brick house indeed...Just wait and see my friend!...'

'What about plastic surgery?'

"I hear developers are tearing it down and building a multi-storey toblerone."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

A Fairytale Update

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Pastries and Candy

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"What the hell took so long?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Grimm's Reality Tales.