Modern Fairy Tales Explorer Mugs

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Neptune

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Little Red Riding Hoodie

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Freia and her golden apples

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

Mermaids

Peter

"Hansel comes with Gretel. No substitutes."

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Social media in fairy tales

'Once upon a time'...'I've hear it.'

'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'

"And now it's gluten free!"

'Back off wolf dude! I'm on my way to Grandma's for a focus group on her new porridge recipes!'

'...So they bought a second TV set and lived happily ever after!'

Brunhilda

'Luckily, we're leaving carbon footprints, so we'll always be able to find our way back home.'

'...and so, after rehab, Snow White married the prince, and lived one day at a time ever after.'

"I've just been alerted that someone's broken into our house."

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

'Rapunzel...forget the hair!'

Peter and the Wolf, 1995.

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

"I hear developers are tearing it down and building a multi-storey toblerone."

'The GPS says 'Follow the yellow brick road'.'

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."

'I'll try the tooth fairy, but first let's see if I get any bids online.'

"Maybe next time she won't go out with someone she met online."