Modern Fads Gifts

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

The Chia Pet

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

Selfie Acrobat

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

Landmark selfie

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

Cat selfie

"Great stupid haircut!"

"It's sugar, fat, gluten and lactose free...They say it will help you live longer."

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

If it had been today...

"That's a portrait photographer. He take youies."

"Sorry, but I don't see the 'Litter Box Challenge' going viral."

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"

"It's lactose-free! It's chemistry-free! It's free from animal by-products! It's the milk without milk!!!"

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

"Gluten free?"

Phone buff.