Modern Dorothy Pillows

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Elfie Stick

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Current location

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Maternity tattoos

Laptops

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Today's Mothers Day!

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Modern Charm

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

At the modern antenatal class.