Modern Dorothy Pillows

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Elfie Stick

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

Current location

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Maternity tattoos

Laptops

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Today's Mothers Day!

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

At the modern antenatal class.

Modern Charm

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'