Modern-day Noah Prints

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Thumbing a Lift.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

You Have 1 New Messages

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

The Three Wise Women

Noah's ark is a Hummer.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Campground Wi-fi.

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

David and Goliath(?)

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

'Can you get them on an e-reader?'

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

'I hear a still, small voice crying in the wilderness.'

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

Holiday Greetings

'I'm on the train.'