Modern-day Juliet T-Shirts

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"You don't have to give me your answer now...you can text me later."

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Audio Books

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Book Worm

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Modern Charm

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

"I downloaded this trading-app that allows me to work from home."

The Friendly Antipodes

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"For the last time, there is no virus under your bed."

"Could you read the part where Stephen envisions life outside Dublin again?"

David and Goliath(?)

"Will you please shut up! I'm trying to talk to Alexa!"

"This new job of mine is like paradise."

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"