Modern Day Elves Pillows

Hi-Tech Santa Request.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Don't even think about it."

"It's just not the same."

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Christmas Chopin

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Shelf on an Elf

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"I hate recalls."

Elf from Falstaff

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"You know I hate you, right?"

"Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away."

Elf

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Naughty-ometer.

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

Santa's Helpers