Modern Chronicler Pillows

Wedding Selfie

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Two Generations of Readers

Aluminium Henge

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Trump 2.0

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

The killing of journalists

'You mean you once had to WRITE letters?'

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

Trump Campaign Funding

'Last child without her own cell phone' museum exhibit.

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

Chalkboard says, What I did on my holidays. Boy asks: "Can't I just email you a link to my blog, miss?"

' And after getting an excellent divorce settlement, Cinderella married an even more charming prince, and lived happily ever after.'

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"In the olden days, these things were used to store your contact details."

So... ten commandments.

Fables for the Millennial.

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."