Modern Christmas Celebrator Gifts

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Happy New Ear!

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Trick or treat?"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"Don't even think about it."

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Wine: New and Old.

Poinsettia

Theatrical Christmas.

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

Are we nearly there yet?

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Santa's elevator

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

CIVICS 101

Man United Team Christmas.

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

The revised 12 days of Christmas

"It's all part of the new normal."

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

Santa, please take a photo of yourself with our presents so I can post it on my Facebook. Thanks! XOXO

"Looks like Dia de Los Muertos has finally gone mainstream."

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

2021

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

"Hey, you gotta give the old guy credit for at least trying."