Modern Christmas Celebrator Mugs

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Happy New Ear!

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Don't even think about it."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"Trick or treat?"

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Wine: New and Old.

Theatrical Christmas.

Poinsettia

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Are we nearly there yet?

Santa's elevator

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

CIVICS 101

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

The revised 12 days of Christmas

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

"Looks like Dia de Los Muertos has finally gone mainstream."

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

2021

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'