Modeling Agent Pillows

A sign that the catwalk models are getting too thin.

Seventeen-year-old fashion model.

"Remember babes, this business is all about beauty and perfection."

Scientific Models Auditions

The Anti-Agent

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Meet Santa's entourage

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

That every day look.

'Are you done yet?'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Snow White and her Seven people.

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Mammoth Posing

Amanda Seyfried

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'Therapy in L.A.'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

Scientists building a tower