Model Aficionado Pillows

Maybe you should think about investing MORE in your models.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Dressed for Success!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

A Macaroni in 1772

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

"So, how do you want it?"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

The Dandy

Model Building

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Purple dress

Square Cut

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.