"Worlds are colliding. This is plant-based Spam."
Mock Meat Aficionados Pillows
Add a touch of cheeky humor to their home with our cushions for mock meat enthusiasts. Perfect for lounge areas or beds, these pillows celebrate their vegan culinary enthusiasm with style.
"States of tofu"
"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."
"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."
6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss."
Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.
'New Barbeque.'
"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."
'I'm not sure how to break this to you all... the Atkins diet is back.'
Horse meat scandal.
"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."
"We're making progress."
Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.
Santa Enjoys Venison.
"All I've got left is smoked."
"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."
A Dummy Corporation.
The Deli Counter
"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"
Noah's first venture after the flood.
Two Years into a Trump Presidency...
Butchers Eye Test
'You know why Pilgrim's pants fall down? They wear their buckles on their hats.' Where Light and Dark Meat Comes From.
God raises the steaks.
Shashlyk
The Prozac Story: 'It's a feel-good movie.'
Where mystery meat comes from.
The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.
Eat Meat For the Environment!
"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."
'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'
"Just another advantage of genetic engineering."
Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.
Mock Meat Aficionados Pillows Collection
Mock Meat Aficionados Mugs
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Mock Meat Aficionados Prints
Find vibrant, witty prints that celebrate vegan culinary creativity. Perfect wall art for mock meat aficionados' kitchens and living spaces.
Mock Meat Aficionados T-Shirts
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