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What the world is like when you are in a hurry.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Group Think Time

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Go! Means NOW!

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"You're late, Myers!"

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'