Mobility Aids Aficionados T-Shirts

"At 80, being upwardly mobile means climbing the stairs without having to catch your breath."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Old man has a walking stick case.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"I'm just browsing."

Running in please pass

The Nobility Scooter

"Don't even think about it."

Kangaroo Pocket

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

Snail Taxi.

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

Mobility scooter hitman.

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

Old lady losing control of wheelchair.

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.