Mobile Texter Gifts

'I just got text-heckled!'

Polly txt speak

Text Culture

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Moo Out Loud

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

WTF?

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Hectare?

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"IRL sucks."

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Valentine's Day texting