Mobile Reader Gifts

'Anything on suspended animation?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Gen-Next Library

Audio Books

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Bring out yer books!'

Asking out a palm reader.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Two Generations of Readers

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Large print e-book.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Can I have a look at the map?

Paw readings

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Highlights for Adults

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

What's the insect de jour?

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'So much for your internal compass.'

A menu with risks and benefits

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'