Mobile Reader Prints

'Anything on suspended animation?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Gen-Next Library

Audio Books

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Asking out a palm reader.

'Bring out yer books!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Two Generations of Readers

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Can I have a look at the map?

Paw readings

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'So much for your internal compass.'

What's the insect de jour?

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Print Suicide

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"You have reached the edge of town."

Highlights for Adults

A menu with risks and benefits

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."