Mobile Phone Skeptic T-Shirts

"Good news eh? No ill effects from mobile phones"

Text Culture

Dawing your Cellphone

City Marathon.

Cellphone Islands

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Man, times have changed.'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Today's love

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Modern Life Blues

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Soccer kids texting

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

Books vs mobile phones

Batman - Face ID

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

Spam traps on mobiles

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

"When they said I'll get unlimited calls and texts with my new mobile contract, I didn't realise they would all be from PPI insurance companies....."

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"