Mobile Phone Retailer Gifts

'Is that an Orange?'

"Free baseball bat with every mobile sold this week!"

'...and if you want to buy marijuana, just press the hash key!'

"I'm looking for one of those phones you can send naked pictures with."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Text Culture

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

City Marathon.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Cellphone Islands

Dawing your Cellphone

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Today's love

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Soccer kids texting

Halloween Selfie

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

Books vs mobile phones

Batman - Face ID

Latest Aye Phone

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'