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Dealmobile.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"This cell phone craze is getting out of hand!"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Lemonade Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

Counting my Bonus...