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'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

How's business?

Lemonade without borders.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

"I can give you a great deal on a franchise."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Dog eat dog.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Savory Types

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