Mobile Mechanic T-Shirts

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Cellphone Islands

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

CLEAR!

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Turmoil change.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"My best friend is my phone."

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Rust test in progress.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Last Chance for Everything.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

A souped up car...

Animals are smarter than we think!

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."