Mobile Mechanic Pillows

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Cellphone Islands

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

CLEAR!

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Turmoil change.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"My best friend is my phone."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Rust test in progress.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

A souped up car...