Mobile Marketing Enthusiast Mugs

'...and this is our Director of Mobile Marketing.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Advertising on the internet.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Batman - Face ID

'It's about time!'

London Olympics.

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Maybe I'm just a sucker for marketing, but I think bottled pond scum water really does taste better.

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"